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[hoffmann]

Какая чудная картинка у одного глупого заморского жжузера. Почему глупого? У неё весь жж в тесте. То есть в тестах. Она там и Франция, и черепашка-ниндзя, и улитка и еще хер знает кто. А картинка чудная. Сразу вспоминается "Билет на планету Транай" Шекли.

Картинка посвящается всем страдающим от похмелья утром понедельника. Пейте чай с лимоном. :)

Попутно раскопал сайт "Старая фантастика". Очень. Да. Рекомендую.

Update! Да, чуть не забыл!
Discover the Russia You Never Knew. Всем читать.

Dusya and the Mafia

"I quickly got dressed, put on make-up (a true Russian woman never leaves the house if her lips are not bright red enough to steal the heart of any dashing comrade — Greg), wrapped my favorite baboushka around my head, put on my warm felt boots and ran outside. I made sure to grab my firewood axe. My Lord God! The late summer snow reddened under my feet."

Shopping a la Russia

"I stepped up to one old woman and asked her where I should buy bread. She showed me a shop that was named “The Bread”.

Then I asked her where I should buy meat, potatoes, toilet paper, toothpicks and gum. Do you know what she told me? She said that I should buy meat in “The Meat,” toothpicks in “The Toothpick” and gum in “The Gum” on Gogol' street. I found everything that I needed..."

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